Don't FEAR the DUCK! Welcome to FidotheDuck.com!
I'm lookin' at YOU!
Thanks for visiting my page and working to overcome your anatidaephobia -- your fear that somewhere, a duck is looking at you. Right here, I am looking at you! But it's okay. I'm friendly.
I'm here to tell you about my favorite wildlife organization, Paws Animal and Wildlife Sanctuary (a.k.a. PAWS), and to show you my FABULOUS first t-shirt design. PAWS is a place where ducks like me get to have fun supervising the rehabilitation of wild animals from all over the Southeast. I get to oversee the care of deer, hawks, owls, skunks, raccoons, squirrels, possums, and more! (As the most handsome bird around, of course, I am in charge.)
So check out my awesome Muscovy mug on these t-shirts; you may have already seen them around town, and you can order them from us here! Every dollar goes directly to supporting the animals in our -- ahem, my -- care. If you've already ordered, thank you! If you want a snazzy tee, ordering info is at the bottom of this page. You not only get to show off MY gorgeous face, you get to help other people accept and overcome their own anatidaephobia AND help out a great cause like PAWS. Could it get any better?!
For more gorgeous photos of me (because I KNOW you can't get enough of the Duck), check out my Facebook page!
I'm here to tell you about my favorite wildlife organization, Paws Animal and Wildlife Sanctuary (a.k.a. PAWS), and to show you my FABULOUS first t-shirt design. PAWS is a place where ducks like me get to have fun supervising the rehabilitation of wild animals from all over the Southeast. I get to oversee the care of deer, hawks, owls, skunks, raccoons, squirrels, possums, and more! (As the most handsome bird around, of course, I am in charge.)
So check out my awesome Muscovy mug on these t-shirts; you may have already seen them around town, and you can order them from us here! Every dollar goes directly to supporting the animals in our -- ahem, my -- care. If you've already ordered, thank you! If you want a snazzy tee, ordering info is at the bottom of this page. You not only get to show off MY gorgeous face, you get to help other people accept and overcome their own anatidaephobia AND help out a great cause like PAWS. Could it get any better?!
For more gorgeous photos of me (because I KNOW you can't get enough of the Duck), check out my Facebook page!
About The Duck:
You know what they say: "Fido is my copilot."
It's probably hard to understand just how fabulous I am from a simple T-shirt, so I thought I'd try to help you out with some photos! There's more, of course, at my Facebook page -- but there's no such thing as too much Duck. So:
This is me in my favorite seat, riding "shotgun" in the van. I LOVE joyriding on my own in the car, but I really prefer to be chauffeured around so I don't muss my feathers. (It makes the humans feel important to drive, too, so I let them have their kicks.)
When I'm not cruising the highways and byways, I work as a mascot for Paws Animal Wildlife Sanctuary. It's tough work, but I've been hanging out with them since I was only a day old -- so, you know, I pretty much know more than most ducks.
This is me in my favorite seat, riding "shotgun" in the van. I LOVE joyriding on my own in the car, but I really prefer to be chauffeured around so I don't muss my feathers. (It makes the humans feel important to drive, too, so I let them have their kicks.)
When I'm not cruising the highways and byways, I work as a mascot for Paws Animal Wildlife Sanctuary. It's tough work, but I've been hanging out with them since I was only a day old -- so, you know, I pretty much know more than most ducks.
Dining with the GF.
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This is my old girlfriend Olivia; we met on the back deck way back when, and still have dinner together every once in a while. Doesn't she have the most fantastic whiskers?! |
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I know I'm a gorgeous and recognizable public figure, so I work hard to be an active and contributing member of the community. I care DEEPLY about the environment. Here I am supervising a cleanup project at Lake Greenwood. HEY YOU! OVER THERE! You missed a spot!!! |
Supervising is tough work, but some duck's got to do it.
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Workin it.
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It's tough to be so irresistible. (Honey, I know I'm stunning, but -- not in public!!) If you're dying for some public duck love, check out the "Breaking News" page over at PAWS for a schedule of my public appearances. (I let them manage my social calendar. You know.) |
Don't Fear The Duck - Wear It! Order Your Own T-Shirt:
Want a piece of Fido? Of course you do. HERE YOU GO!
Anatidaephobia T-shirts featuring everyone's favorite duck, yours truly!
This is a great way to show the Muscovy love, and is a fantastic gift for any
duck lovers in your flock.
Order by sending a check or money order to:
PAWS, Inc.
PO Box 157
Waterloo, SC 29384
Or you can use Paypal: direct your payment to paws.sc@gmail.com. Please be sure to indicate that your payment is for the "Phobia" T-shirt, and specify sizes & quantities!
S-XL - $25 2X-3X - $32
Shipping is $4 for the first shirt and then $1 for each additional shirt in an order.
To learn more about my team at PAWS, visit http://www.paws-sc.com/. All proceeds from my T-shirt sales go toward their work in wildlife rescue and rehabilitation... because I'm just such a nice duck!